Redneck Car Movie Screen

Keeping the kid’s attention during a long ride

Bubba’s moving cinema solution for the kids




Redneck Car Movie Screen

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I always entertain great hopes. - Robert Frost

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational? - Unknown

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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24-Feb-2018