Redneck Car Movie Screen

Keeping the kid’s attention during a long ride

Bubba’s moving cinema solution for the kids




Redneck Car Movie Screen

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational? - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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18-Jun-2018