Redneck Car Movie Screen

Keeping the kid’s attention during a long ride

Bubba’s moving cinema solution for the kids




Redneck Car Movie Screen

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I always entertain great hopes. - Robert Frost

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational? - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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24-Nov-2017