Rules For The Cat

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Cat Rules

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

There's a deception to every rule. - Hal Luyah

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

Temptations come, as a general rule, when they are sought. - Margaret Oliphant

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today. - Lewis Carroll

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use. - William James

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

It's my rule never to lose me temper till it would be detrimental to keep it. - Sean O Casey

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have made it a rule never to be with a person ten minutes without trying to make him happier. - Unknown

It has been said that figures rule the world. Maybe. But I am sure that figures tell us whether it is being ruled well or badly. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

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