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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today. - Lewis Carroll

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. - Atticus Finch

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I have made it a rule never to be with a person ten minutes without trying to make him happier. - Unknown

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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19-Nov-2017