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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

There's a deception to every rule. - Hal Luyah

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It is absurd that a man should rule others, who cannot rule himself. - Latin Proverb

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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25-May-2018