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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

There's a deception to every rule. - Hal Luyah

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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19-Sep-2017