Rules For The Cat

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

There's a deception to every rule. - Hal Luyah

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It's my rule never to lose me temper till it would be detrimental to keep it. - Sean O Casey

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. - Atticus Finch

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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21-Jan-2018