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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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23-Jan-2018