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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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