Tech Help For Grandma

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors. - David Hockney

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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