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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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