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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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