Walkway To Heaven

Bridging the gap to paradise

On your final journey home



Walkway To Heaven on your final journey home

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa


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23-Jan-2018