Handicap Parking

Stress in the mall parking lot

Trying to help drivers find a parking space



Today I went to the mall. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a
driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a
handicap parking space that was open and available.
Handicap Parking Sign

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said,
“I’m not handicapped!”

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! “Oh, I’m sorry,” I said.
“I saw your Obama bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you
suffered from some sort of mental disorder.”

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.
Boy! Some people don’t appreciate it when you’re just
trying to help them out!


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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Every person with a disability is an individual. - Itzhak Perlman

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. - Aimee Mullins

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. - Stella Young

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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21-Apr-2019