Bacon Inhaler

For those who can’t take in enough bacon

Is this a Metered Dose or Dry Powder inhaler?



Bacon Inhaler

An inhaler or puffer is a medical device usually used for
delivering medication into the body via the lungs,
unless you’re a baconaholic

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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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22-Oct-2017