Bacon Inhaler

For those who can’t take in enough bacon

Is this a Metered Dose or Dry Powder inhaler?



Bacon Inhaler

An inhaler or puffer is a medical device usually used for
delivering medication into the body via the lungs,
unless you’re a baconaholic

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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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23-Jan-2018