Russian Car Pool

I bear-ly made it in to work today!



Black bear in a car - bear safety

Leaving  Food  for  Bears  in  Cars  is not very  Safe

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I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


Bear Expectations
Bear Pinata
Bear Praise
Bear Print
Bear Protection
Bear vs. Cows
Bear Warning
BiPolar Bear
Canadian Food Chain
Golf Gimme
High Wire Bear Feeder
“I Found A Bear Cub!”
Polar Bear Party
Polar Bear Photographer
Salmon Fight

 

Folding Bike

2fer Sudoku Puzzles G

Cyclist Port-A-Potty

Garden Gnome Soccer

March of the Penguins - Canadian Version

Lateral Thinking

Next Generation

Comfortable Chicken

Great White Socks

Secruity Parking Spot

Lead Sled Dog

Jaws Baby Feeder

Down Under Statue

Shark Graffiti

First Selfie

Samurai Sudoku Puzzles D

Moscow Beach

Hands On Tree

Bed Equalizer

Big Birthday Surprise
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21-Jul-2017