Russian Car Pool

I bear-ly made it in to work today!

Black bear in a car - bear safety

Leaving  Food  for  Bears  in  Cars  is not very  Safe

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Bear Expectations
Bear Pinata
Bear Praise
Bear Print
Bear Protection
Bear vs. Cows
Bear Warning
BiPolar Bear
Canadian Food Chain
Golf Gimme
High Wire Bear Feeder
“I Found A Bear Cub!”
Polar Bear Party
Polar Bear Photographer
Salmon Fight


The Circular File

Sudoku Sampler D

What Do You Think?

Help Me Before It's Too Late!

Tree Sorrow

Finger Lickin' Good!

Google Glasses

Ballroom Dancing for Seniors

Protest Signs Are Getting Better

Lard Family

Gator Baiter

Tooth Loss

The Floater

Irish Yoga - Day 2

Bach Flip

Quit Your Wining

Hebrew Sudoku Puzzles B

Wedding Pound Cake

Equal Rights Church

Winter Driving in Canada
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