Summer Is Over, Kids

Resistance is futile - you will be educated!



School resumes August 12 resistance is futile you will be educated

Some  Children  aren’t quite ready to return to  School

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Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler



 

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15-Dec-2017