Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible



Church Truth Decay sign

  Sign  that it’s time to head back to  Church

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

The truth needs so little rehearsal. - Barbara Kingsolver

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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