Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible



Church Truth Decay sign

  Sign  that it’s time to head back to  Church

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Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

The truth needs so little rehearsal. - Barbara Kingsolver

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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24-Nov-2017