Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible



Church Truth Decay sign

  Sign  that it’s time to head back to  Church

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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Tell all the Truth but tell is slant. - Emily Dickinson

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Ya wanna known the truth? I voted for Reegan. - Archie Bunker

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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19-Feb-2018