Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible



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Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. - Russian Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

The best way to lie is to tell the truth... carefully edited truth. - Unknown

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel


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