Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible



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  Sign  that it’s time to head back to  Church

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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

You cannot weave truth on a loom of lies. - Suzette Haden Elgin

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

They say figures don't lie, but girdles sure condense the truth! - Unknown

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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20-May-2018