Watermelon Shark

Tasty treat in preparation for Shark Week



Watermelon Shark Sculpture

Taking a bite out of a Great White Shark
Shark  Week 2017 starts July 23rd on Discovery Channel

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


Shark Attack Through The Yellow Pages

 

OCD Floor Tiles

Shoe Bath

9 Months On The Inside

Vegan Dentist

Smirnoff Women

How To Build A Fence

Beer Chess

Make America Great Again

Firm Grip Glass

Tree Duet

Portable Samurai

Math Riddle

Dragon Playground

Tornado Spout

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Mega Samurai Puzzles C

Bent Car Sculpture

Tylenol Ban

Vegan Slaughter House

Tetris Cake
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17-Nov-2017