It’s All Mine

Possession is nine-tenths of the law



Hairless Cat Hoarding Coins

Hairless Hoarders of the feline kind

QuotaBills
You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


see also   Cat  &  Finance  Sections
All Mine
Don’t Touch My Bone!
Hoarder Car
Hung Over Cat
Inside Out Cat
Sorry About The Mess
World’s Ugliest Dog

 

Hazards of Nose Picking

Shadow Seats

Page Turn Mural

Russian Graduate

Chicken Rider

Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Tree Carpet

High Heel Gum Shoes

Putting Your Foot Down

Road Kill Grill - You Hit It, We Spit It

Wedding Dress For Sale

Items Of Value

Redneck Fence

Snake Wrap Dress

Lakescape

Hippo Racing

Hurricane Irene

Luxury Bungalows

Day At The Beach

Something Fishy
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

16-Oct-2018