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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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19-Jul-2018