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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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23-Jan-2018