Bread Tug Of War

To the victor go the spoils





No need to fight over it - there’s plenty of food for both of you!

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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10-Dec-2017