Bread Tug Of War

To the victor go the spoils





No need to fight over it - there’s plenty of food for both of you!

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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24-Feb-2018