Little Johnny lived in the country. He and his family had to use an outhouse, and Little Johnny hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter, and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and Little Johnny determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek. One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so Little Johnny decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek.
So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his Dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, Little Johnny asked why.
The Dad replied, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you son, wasn’t it?”
Little Johnny answered, “yes.” Then he thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told the truth.”
The Dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in the cherry tree.”
Little Johnny, Outhouse & Stress Sections
Little Johnny @ School
You Never Call
Columbia Street Party
Fly By Meal
Hanging Out With Friends
You Want Me To Do What?
Litter of DalCations
Fitness On The Bus
Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich