Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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19-Oct-2018