Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

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