The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology



Original Maxwell Smart Phone

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with
help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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