The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology



Original Maxwell Smart Phone

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with
help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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16-Dec-2018