The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology



Original Maxwell Smart Phone

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with
help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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21-Sep-2017