The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology



Original Maxwell Smart Phone

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with
help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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