The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology



Original Maxwell Smart Phone

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with
help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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23-Nov-2017