Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen


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20-May-2018