Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. - Joshua L. Liebman

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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19-Aug-2018