Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts. - Adlai Stevenson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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23-Apr-2019