Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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20-Jul-2019