Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself

Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

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