Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown


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19-Sep-2017