Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Unknown

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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23-Nov-2017