Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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Judas Asparagus
Moses As A Lifeguard
Moses’ Headache Relief - the Sequel
Moses’ USB Tablets
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Organ Donor
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Prayer Conditioning
Prayer Request for Bob
Sundae Sermon
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Throw Your Life Away
Truth Decay
Uplifting Church
Youth Pastor’s Last Speech


 

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17-Feb-2018