Smirnoff Women

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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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15-Dec-2017