Smirnoff Women

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays


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15-Jul-2018