Summer Speeding Ticket

School opening getting a little too close for comfort?



Summer should get a speeding ticket school sign

Spotting speeders on school campus

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Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket
Cyclists Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
Dodgy Coppers
New Speed Trap
Oklahoma’s New Posted Speed Limit
Radar Speed Check
School Speed Limit
Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft
Speed Limit Warning
Speeding Excuse
Spotted Spotters
Taxing Speed Limit
Texas Speed Camera
Toll Booth Speed Limit
Underwater Radar Trap
Where Nobody Speeds

 

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18-Feb-2019