Summer Speeding Ticket

School opening getting a little too close for comfort?



Summer should get a speeding ticket school sign

Spotting speeders on school campus

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Police,  School  &  Sign  Sections
Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket
Cyclists Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
Dodgy Coppers
New Speed Trap
Oklahoma’s New Posted Speed Limit
Radar Speed Check
School Speed Limit
Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft
Speed Limit Warning
Speeding Excuse
Spotted Spotters
Taxing Speed Limit
Texas Speed Camera
Toll Booth Speed Limit
Underwater Radar Trap
Where Nobody Speeds

 

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21-Oct-2019