Vegan Dentist

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Introducing a Dentist that doesn’t hunt lions



A Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe’s Hwange National Park

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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20-Oct-2018