Vegan Dentist

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Introducing a Dentist that doesn’t hunt lions



A Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe’s Hwange National Park

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Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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15-Dec-2017