Vegan Dentist

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Introducing a Dentist that doesn’t hunt lions



A Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe’s Hwange National Park

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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22-Jul-2018