Everything Is Bigger In Texas

Why coffee goes a lot farther in Dallas



Texas Size Big

Hope y’all have room for a big cup ’o Java!

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


see also   Inspiration  Section
Almost Everything’s Bigger in Texas
“BIG” Texas Rattlesnake
Coffee D Cups
Coffee Goes Better With Soldiers
Coffee Morning
Coffee Owl Painting
Coffee Steps
Hot Coffee
Latte Art
My Daughter & My Money
Spot the Man’s Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans
Summer Coffee
Survivor - Texas Style (2013)
Texas Bank Security
Texas Office Chair
Texas Wine Glass
Texas Wink
Vacuum Clean Coffee
Welcome To Texas
Why We Live in Texas


 

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23-Feb-2019