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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Marthe Troly-Curtin

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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Everything Is Bigger In Texas
My Daughter & My Money
Survivor - Texas Style (2013)
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Texas Wine Glass
Texas Wink
Why We Live in Texas


 

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