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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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23-Jul-2017