Welcome To Texas

Texan Prayer: I have learned to be content in whatever state I am



Texas Welcome

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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


see also   Relationship  Section
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Everything Is Bigger In Texas
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Survivor - Texas Style (2013)
Texas Bank Security
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Texas Wine Glass
Texas Wink
Welcome To Texas II
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23-Nov-2017