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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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“BIG” Texas Rattlesnake
Everything Is Bigger In Texas
My Daughter & My Money
Survivor - Texas Style (2013)
Texas Bank Security
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Texas Wine Glass
Texas Wink
Welcome To Texas II
Why We Live in Texas


 

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21-Sep-2017