Do Must Marriage

Marriage advice from China



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Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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22-Feb-2019