Too Soon

Punctuality - where timing is everything

Meeting a man ahead of his time in Hong Kong



Better Three Hours Too Soon Than A Minute Too Late

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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Laughing 100 times a day is the equivalent to 10 minutes of strenuous rowing. - William Fry

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

I have made it a rule never to be with a person ten minutes without trying to make him happier. - Unknown

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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21-Sep-2017