Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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18-Aug-2018