Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - C.E. Montague

How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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26-May-2018