Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway


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Noodle Art

Texas Cow Cleaner

Here Comes Another One

Protractor Cook

Falling In Love

Owl And Batgirl

Sitting on the Hot Seat

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Hawaii Surfing

Cloud Swing

Stork Exhaust

Napping Semis

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles B

Smoking In The Boy’s Room

High Tide Heels

Pen Utensils

SUV Sinkhole

Show Stopper

You Never Call

Not Going Outside Minions
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23-Feb-2018