Asking For A Pay Raise

How many days workers actually work throught the year

A man asked his boss for a raise in salary.

The boss replied, “What do you mean? Give you a raise? You don’t work here at all.”

“Listen: there are 365 in the year - 366 this year, because it’s a Leap Year.
The working day is 8 hours - that’s one third of a day, so over the year that’s 122 days.
The office is shut on Sundays so that’s 52 off, making 70 days.
Then you have two weeks’ holiday - take off 14 days which leaves 56. br /> There are four Bank Holidays which leaves 52.
Then the office is closed on Saturdays - isn’t it?
Well, there are 52 Saturdays in the year - so you don’t do anything here at all.”

“Yet you’re asking me for a raise?”

see also   Business,  Financial  &  Work  Sections
Automatic Salary Review
Merit-Based Salary for Teachers
Preacher’s Expanding Salary


Heat Expands

Cat Bunk Beds

Bacon My Heart

Horse Hair

Underwater Smoking

Drama Queen Diary

TP Princess

Canadian High Five

How a Tangerine Is Made

Greatest Daughter

Security Guard

Driver's License Please

X-Factor Sudoku Puzzles

Pi Chart

Blue Tooth Technology

Wildlife Photographer

Down Sign

Aussie Golf Club Access

Bird's Nest Bed

Justice Is Blind
Submissions by Warren RalstonFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site