Asking For A Pay Raise

A man asked his boss for a raise in salary. The boss replied, “What do you mean? Give you a raise? You don’t work here at all.” “Listen: there are 365 in the year - 366 this year, because it’s a Leap Year. The working day is 8 hours - that’s one third of a day, so over the year that’s 122 days. The office is shut on Sundays so that’s 52 off, making 70 days. Then you have two weeks’ holiday - take off 14 days which leaves 56. br /> There are four Bank Holidays which leaves 52. Then the office is closed on Saturdays - isn’t it? Well, there are 52 Saturdays in the year - so you don’t do anything here at all.” “Yet you’re asking me for a raise?” see also   Business,  Financial  &  Work  Sections Automatic Salary Review Merit-Based Salary for Teachers Preacher’s Expanding Salary   Scenic Country Walk Loafers Italian Board Walk Cheaters Dilemma Word Search Puzzles Last Selfie Roof Joist Pros City Overview Quad (Hyper) Sudoku C Cow Gate Fork Sales Tell Me Why You Can't Work Motherhood Puffin Mouthful Chess On The Wall Shoes On The Danube Bank Face Palm High Five, Son New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles Codfather

25-Sep-2017