Bar-gain Affairs
A man walks into a bar one night and asks for a beer.
“Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent.”
“One Cent?”, exclaimed the man.
The bartender replied,
“Yes.”
So the man glances over at the menu and asks,
“Could I
have a nice juicy New York steak, with fries, and a pint of beer on tap?”
“Certainly Sir,” replies the barman,
“but that
comes to real money.”
“How much money?” inquires the man.
“4 cents,” the bartender replied.
“Four Cents?”, exclaimed the man.
“Where's
the guy who owns this place?”
The bartender replied,
“Upstairs,
with my wife.”
The man says,
“What's
he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The bartender replied,
“The same
thing as I'm doing to his business.”