Blonde Scale
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held
in her arms.
The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would
figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult
scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the
first.
“That
won't work,”
countered the blonde.
“I'm not
the mother, I'm the aunt.”