Bridal boutique: “Marry Christmas.”
Department store: “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.”
Jewelry store: “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.”
Outside a Church: “The original Christmas Club.”
Reducing salon: “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.”
Stationery store: “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.”
Toy Store: “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.”
see also
Christmas, Shopping & Sign Sections
 Church Dinner |
 59 Chev Boat |
 Urgent World War I Message |
 An Iceberg Floated Into Town |
 Walk Sign Timing |
 Family Hands |
 Chocolate Bed |
 Crocodile Floor |
 Texas 911 |
 Walk Sign Ending |
 Mower Handle Extender |
 Dentist Waiting Room |
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