A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
“What denomination?” asked the clerk.
“Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic.”
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Christmas Section
 Church Dinner |
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 Walk Sign Timing |
 Family Hands |
 Chocolate Bed |
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 Texas 911 |
 Walk Sign Ending |
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 Ice Bell |
 Reptile Ride |
 Morning Inspiration |
 Fatal Text Message |
 Swiss Nail Art |
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