Clean Chimney

Santa’s looking for a clean sweep this Christmas



Santa wants you to Clean Your Chimney

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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20-Sep-2017