Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

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Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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