Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

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Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but in what he longs to attain. - Kahlil Gibran

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. - Oscar Wilde

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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22-Jul-2017