Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

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Men Shouldn't Take Messages

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man is an island,
Entire of itself - John Donne

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

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