Marine Boot Camp Inspection
It was 05:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep
in their barracks. The drill sergeant walked in and bellowed, “This is an
inspection! I wanna see you all formed up outside butt naked NOW!”
So the soldiers quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their
three ranks.
The sergeant walked out an yelled, “Close up the ranks, converse
your body heat!”
So they closed in slightly. The sergeant came along with his swagger stick, went to the first soldier and
whacked him right across the chest with it.
“DID THAT HURT?” he yelled.
”No, Sir!” came the reply.
“Why not?”
”Because I’m a U.S. Marine, Sir!”
The sergeant was impressed, and walked on to the next man. He took the stick and whacked the soldier right
across the rear.
“DID THAT HURT?” he yelled.
”No, Sir!” came the reply.
“Why not?”
”Because I’m a U.S. Marine, Sir!”
Still extremely impressed, the sergeant walked to the third guy, and saw that he had an erection.
Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the swagger stick.
“DID THAT HURT?” he yelled.
”No, Sir!” came the reply.
“Why not?”
”Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!”