Michael Jackson Joe-ks
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."
Q: How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A: There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off.
Q: What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A: Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Q: When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a jockeys have in common?
A: They both ride three year olds.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy.
Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.
Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little
cans?
A: Michael Jackson.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A: Boys 'R Us.