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environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all… and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great,
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
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actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law. It is also revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
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its heirs, assigns, officers, directors, shareholders.
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