Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.” Even snakes are afraid of snakes.  Steven Wright Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope.  Arab Proverb Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.  Robin Williams Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake.  Bern Williams When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.  African Saying If you see a snake, just kill it  don't appoint a committee on snakes.  H. Ross Perot Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.  Leonardo da Vinci Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Snake Section Anaconda Attack Manual  Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm  Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! Let Me In  I’m Hungry Long Snake My Dad Works With Snakes New Arizona State Flag NotSoQuiet Hunter’s Son Only In Thailand  Time To Clean The Pet Snake Rattlesnake Outhouse Sinus Remedy  How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Snake Bite Snake Leather Snake Map Snake Noodling Snakenophobia Tennessee Pro  Safety Tips for Dummies They Found Your Balls Wabbits Why I Was Late For Work Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Yellow Pet 
