Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.” Several months pass and Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. “What’s the problem?” asks Noah. “Cut down some trees and let us live there,” say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass and Noah checks up on the snakes again. He sees lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy. Noah says, “So tell me how the trees helped.” “Certainly,” reply the snakes. “We’re adders, and we need logs to multiply.” see also   Snake  Section Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! Let Me In - I’m Hungry My Dad Works With Snakes New Arizona State Flag Not-So-Quiet Hunter’s Son Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake Rattlesnake Outhouse Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Snake Bite Snake Leather Snake Map Snakenophobia Tennessee Pro - Safety Tips for Dummies They Found Your Balls Wabbits Why I Was Late For Work Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Yellow Pet Mahmoud Plumbing Suitcase Recycling Group Photo Drying Bats Laughter Management Muffler Hanger Cadillac Bike Instant Karma Green Picnic Table Father Sayings for Father's Day Veet Hair Removal 'Must Have' Power Drill

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