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Star Wars Christmas

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats – with lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!”

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader’s reach.
“How do you know what I’m getting for Christmas?” Luke yelled at him.

Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare and said, “The force is with me... I felt your presents.”



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