Wabbits

How’s your pyfon?


A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?”

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees (so that he’s on her level), and asks, “Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?”

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pyfon weally gives a thit.”


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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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22-Apr-2018