John and Connie, after their 4th Christmas turkey dinner of the Holiday Season, made the same New Year’s Resolution – that they would both lose weight in 2004.
The next day, John went into the bathroom and went on the weight scale. While on the scale, he took a deep breath and sucked in his gut.
Connie looked over at John and said, “I hardly think that sucking in your gut will help you lose any weight!”
John answered, “Yes, it does help – it’s the only way that I can see the numbers on the scale.”
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