An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
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22-Jul-2019