An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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26-May-2019