An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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20-Oct-2019