An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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Bare Bones Love
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Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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18-Mar-2019