![]() ![]() ![]() Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Bald & Hairstyle Sections Bad Feather Day Bad Hair Trump Complaint Jar How To Reduce Complaints @ Work |
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