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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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