Cyclist Mailbox

How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T

Why Bubba lets his wife pickup the male mail




Cyclist Mailbox

QuotaBills
I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


see also   Cycling  Section
Australian Cyclist
Biker Mailbox
Bill Mailbox
Chiropractor Mailbox
Mac Mailbox
Mermaid Mailbox
Overloaded Mailbox
Parrot Mailbox
Redneck’s Computer Mailbox

 

Camouflage Dalmation

Sleep-In Dad

Redneck Air Conditioning Controls

Visiting Team Bench

Spring Sock Clearance

Earth Day Memories

False Prophet

Iraqi Passport Photos

Daily Trivia

Alaska Marriage License

Portable Shower

Redneck Mattress

McDonald's New Customer

Roman Emergency

Smoking In The Boy’s Room
Submissions by Karen MooreFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

30-Apr-2017