“Mommy, is it true that Santa brings us presents?”
“Yes.”
“The stork brings babies?”
“Yes.”
“The police protect us? The fire department puts out fires?”
“Yes, yes.”
“What do we need Daddy for?”
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Christmas & Family Sections
 I Can Still Kiss You |
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 Walk Sign Timing |
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 Chocolate Bed |
 Crocodile Floor |
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 Mower Handle Extender |
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 Ice Bell |
 Reptile Ride |
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 Fatal Text Message |
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