According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male Reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should’ve known - ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. see also   Christmas,  Feminist  &  Reindeer  Sections I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender

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