Lottery Winner’s Christmas Present

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Lottery Winner's Christmas Present

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A winner never whines. - Paul Brown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The only thing greater than a good loser is a humble winner. - Unknown

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly


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