Male Cat

Bring on the Bud Light and the remote, eh!



Male cat with a beer and TV controller

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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