New Dog Breeds

Looking for an abstract dog or one true to the end?


Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway

Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu ... Oh, never mind...


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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace

Familiarity breeds contempt. - Aesop

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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21-Apr-2019