What To Do With Old Goats
Where elderly Canadian tourists go
A group of Canadians was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats’ milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your older goats?”
A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
Canada, Goat & Travel Section
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Here We Goat Again
What Goes Round Comes Round
Leave Toes Outside
Poor Fishing Day
Is Your Diaper Full?
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Moving Level Pro
Plain Plane School
Wireless Doorbells Sitting On Their Chargers
Front Row Seats