Real Man’s Point System

How to deal with women


For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects…

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed… +1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows… 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets… -1
You leave the toilet seat up… -5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty… 0
When the toilet paper roll is empty, you resort to Kleenex... -10
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom… -20
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings… +15
In the snow… +28
But return with beer… -5
And no liners… -25
You check out a suspicious noise at night… 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing… 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something… +5
You pummel it with a six iron… +10
It’s her cat… -40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party… 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy… -2
Named Tiffany… -4
Tiffany is a dancer… -10
With breast implants… -18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday… 0
You buy a card and flowers… 0
You take her out to dinner… 0
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar… +1
Okay, it is a sports bar… -2
And it’s all-you-can-eat night… -3
It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favorite team… -10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal… 0
The pal is happily married… +1
The pal is single… -7
He drives a Ferrari… -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)… -15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie… +2
You take her to a movie she likes… +4
You take her to a movie you hate… +6
You take her to a movie you like… -2
It’s called Death Cop III… -3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans… -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans… -15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly… -15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it… +10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts… -30
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too”… -800

THE BIG QUESTION:  She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
You hesitate in responding… -10
You reply, “Where?”… -35
You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”… -100
Any other response… -20

COMMUNICATION:  When she wants to talk about a problem...
You listen, displaying a concerned expression… 0
You listen, for over 30 minutes… +5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience… +50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying “Well, what do you think I should do?”… -100
You have fallen asleep… -200

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk… -100
You don’t talk… -150
You spend time with her… -200
You don’t spend time with her… -500
You seem to be enjoying yourself… -1000
You send her to joe-ks.com… +777


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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

You make me want to be a better man. - Jack Nicholson

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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21-Aug-2019