Stuck Redneck Moose Hunters
Jethro and Bubba went moose hunting every winter without success. So one year
they came up with a cunning plan - they decided to rent an authentic cow moose
costume and learn the mating call. They would then hide in the costume, lure the
bull moose, slip out of the costume and shoot the moose.
The couple set off for the woods, climbed into the costume and found an ideal
spot on the edge of a clearing where they gave the moose love call.
After a few minutes, a huge bull moose appeared. When it was close enough,
Jethro (at the front) said,
“Let's get out and shoot him.”
But Bubba (at the back) said,
“I can't!
The zipper’s stuck. What are we going to do?”
Jethro said,
“Well,
I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself.”